HOW TO CATCH THE MZUNGU AND GET HER MONEY

Maasais were never hunters. They have been never eating the wild animals. Their hunting skills were much more about the protection of their homes against wild animals which were living near to their bomas and which represented a real danger for the cattle. As we know - cattle was the most important commodity for survival of Maasai tribe for centuries. Therefore the main function of the Maasai warriors in the past was the protection. They were prepared for this important role from early childhood. As in everyone's life also in life of Maasais - the security played out important part in experiencing of  simply happiness. Not only wild animals were a threat for Maasai people in the past but also the foreign tribes. The lifestyle in the wide African bush was just about the survival. For each price. Any moral, character or ethics didn't have any space in the life of savages. In some way this has lasted until today. No crime is big enough once there is an effort behind to make the life of Maasai better. 

But today the past is gone and it stays only in the memories of those who still remember the old times. These people are slowly dying replaced by the new generation who had lost completely the connection with original tasks and habits of the warriors from the Maasai tribe. Now the new task gots the main role in the life of Maasai warrior. To get the money. Without any education, without any craft in the hands  and without any skills which are needed for getting money in the legal way. What they can do then ? The only possibility for most of them how to get the money is through usage of the white woman. But how ? How the people who spent whole the life surrounded by cows could ever know how to catch the white woman? In the Maasai hunting school they will get all the knowledge which are needed. Knowledge which were collecting by their older brothers, cousins, friends, uncles and fathers. They learn from others the ways which were working. After time everyone will know exactly what to say, what to do, how to act and what to pretend when they want to catch the mzungu. All young Maasais after intensive and very effective brainwashing will automatically (if they want or not) know who white women are and what they really need. And they simply will offer them all and in that way - manipulate them to give them their money voluntarily.  For many people voluntarily means without any physical pressure and violence. But that is not the complete definition of the word "voluntarily". To make a voluntary decision means to make a decision without lies, distortion of reality and without manipulation and frauds, based on true facts. Making a voluntary decision means having all the information available. True information. Not to have a bucket full of lies, fabrications and untruths. After all this - the decision to give the money to Maasais in the effort to help them is simply NOT voluntary. It's pure manipulation. The abuse of humanity, trust and love.

So lets look on all knowledge which they would teach you if you would be a student of Maasai hunting school. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 1: ALWAYS PLAY THEATRE ABOUT LOVE FOR HER

The most important rule and knowledge you need to know about white women is that you need to start with feelings from beginning. Opened prostitution will never give you as much money as fake love. Always play "love story". Use the sentence "I love you" as soon as possible. And then repeat it like the parrot. Around and around, again and again. (White women don't hear this sentence at home often from their men). And then you will see. It's incredible but this one simple sentence is most effective. If you will repeat it many times - you will get a lot of money. Learn this sentence and use it with everyone instead of "hello". You never know how many white women will be caught only because of this sentence. More mzungus you will have - more money you will get. When you will meet new white woman - tell it immediately. And if not that day - then next day. Be in hurry with this cheap sentence, don't hesitate to use it. If other Maasai will tell it before you - your hunt will be over. The most crazy on this sentence is that you don't need to do anything. Only to repeat this sentence as many times as possible. You don't need to prove any love with some kind of action. You can steal her money, you can lie to her, you can beat her, you can cheat on her, you can do whatever you want, this sentence will fix everything. Hard to believe but really. It's like a magic. They will forgive you all and they will continue to pay for you and for your Maasai wife, don't worry.  

KNOWLEDGE NR. 2: EACH SINGLE ONE WHITE WOMAN CAME TO ZANZIBAR TO LOOK FOR THE SEX WITH A MAASAI MAN

All white women are the same. Don't forget about this. All are exactly the same. No-one of them can come to island because of good food or because of beautiful ocean. No. Each of them came to Zanzibar only to look for sex with a Maasai. No doubts about it. Don't be silly and don't listen to her when she is telling you different story. She is lying. She wants to use you and she only wants the sex from you and that's all. That's why no need to feel a guilt from the usage. She also is using you. If she wants sex - she needs to pay. Easy like this. Love? :) Friendship ? Only bullshits. Only sex is the reason why they came so they have to pay in one way or other, if they want or not, if they know or not. They have to pay and they will. White woman came only for having sex and other reasons which she could have - to be honest nobody is interested in it.

KNOWLEDGE NR. 3: HAVE A SEX WITH HER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

This is the only really hard thing on your job. To fuck someone you don't like. To fuck a woman who is in the age of your mother. It's terrible but try. Close your eyes and imagine young Maasai girl. You really need to have a sex with her immediately. If possible make her pregnant. Then you will get a control. She will be dependent on sex with you because you are the best one in the bed. Don't forget - she came to Zanzibar only to look for sex with a Maasai. You need to fuck her, otherwise other Maasai will take her away of you. Also once you will fuck her - you can threaten her if she has husband at home. If you cannot - take some medicine to increase your sexual power. Yes, it will be hard but medicine or pills will help you to be able to have a sex with these for us not attractive women. It will be only for short time - don't worry. Once she will fly home (you need to hope she will fly home as soon as possible), then you can go to DAR to find young black sexi whore (you will pay for her with money from the mzungu of course), or you can go home where many young Maasais girls are waiting for you.  You can choose which one you want. Hold on ! You will get her money soon and then you can buy most beautiful Maasai girl who will become your wife. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 4: WHITE WOMAN DOESN'T LIKE MARRIED MEN

This simply rule is important to know. Mzungu is so selfish that she doesn't want to share her lover. Never tell her that you are married. Whatever what - never tell this, otherwise the hunt will be over soon. Be quiet about your wife, be quiet about your children. Be quiet about your past life. Repeat around and around "you are the only woman I have ever loved and I have ever had". If you will take her home (and you have to take her home - without it your ability to manipulate her will be limited), always introduce your wife as the wife of your brother - or as your sister who came back home from violent husband (white women feel with those who have violent husbands) or you can introduce your wife as someone you found in the bush as little girl and now she is your sister. She was poor  abandoned orphan but she was so lucky that someone from your family found her somewhere in the middle of bush. Yes - this can also work well. White woman will be proud - how good family is a family of her maasai lover. Never - really NEVER !!!!!! tell her about your wife/wives. She will not accept it and she will run away with all her money. The most easy solution is to send your wife to visit her mother during the time that mzungu will be in your boma. Better send her away - then mzungu will have no idea - also when someone will tell her that you are married already - without seeing any suspicious woman in your home - she will not believe. If she will tell you that she heard you are married - ask her who told her and tell her it's pure lie. :) After that again "I love you, you are the only woman for me". It's really not difficult. To repeat the same sentences around and around will work with these Europeans hens. They will eat everything what you will tell them from your hand ;)

KNOWLEDGE NR. 5: WHITE WOMAN NEEDS COMPLIMENTS 

With white woman you have to forget for a while on the way how you treat maasai woman at home. If you will not tell her compliments each single minute - the hunt can be in the danger, the prey can easily run away. All you need is to repeat these sentences: "I have never seen anyone so beautiful as you". "You are very beautiful". "You are the most beautiful". "You are the best woman ever". "You are the most sexi woman ever". "You are not old". "The age is only the number, you look as a girl". 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 6: WHITE WOMAN NEEDS LOVE 

Whatever what that "love" from white world means (nobody here in Africa really knows) - try to use always following sentences as often as possible: "I love you". "I never loved anyone so much as I love you". "You are the only woman I have ever loved after my mother". "I will love you FOREVER". Fore some reason don't call these women by names, especially it's not good idea to call them as they deserve (just mzungu), call them always like this: "SWEATHEART", "HONEY", "BABY", "MY LOVE", "MY BABY", "DARLING", "MY EVERYTHING". All these could work well. Not important what these words mean - just learn it and use it ALWAYS.

KNOWLEDGE NR. 7: WHITE WOMAN IS WEAK 

White women are stupid creatures with good hearts. You can easily use it. They feel for children and for old and sick people. So if you want the money - you can use their mental weakness and feelings. But before all you have to take them to the boma and you need to show them all the children and all the old people there, especially sick people. If you don't have anyone sick - just make a story about sick person in your family. The best - the story about person who will die tomorrow without paying the money for hospital. When she will know your children (of course you need to tell her they are children of your brother), she will feel sorry for everything bad what ever can happen to them. Use it. The sentences which should work are these: "My young sister who loved you the most has malaria and she's dying in hospital in age 6, she is still asking about you if she will ever see you again but probably not because she will die without money, how terrible". "My mother - she loves you so much. She is dying of some sickness, she is sad she will never see you again. If I will not pay - her life is over what will break my heart". "My young brother had accident in the bush on motorcycle, now he needs the money to fix his broken legs". You can use million and million of examples. If you need the bill from hospital - no problem. For small money like 10 000 shillings, every doctor will write on the paper whatever you need. Or make a copy of existing bill from the hospital and share it will all your mzungus. Also you can tell her heartbreaking story how your wife you loved so much died of cancer and you stayed alone with children. You are alone because she was love of your life but now finally you again fell in love. Love to especially her - the mzungu. It could also work. They are so stupid and cheap, that they will automatically believe all. Mzungus don't count with the fact that someone can lie about serious things. Use this opportunity how to get her money ! Lie about serious things and you will catch her easily. Sick child is the best way ever. Also sick mother is not bad. Or funeral. Tell her - you don't have enough for funeral. How terrible situation. Also the story how cows were eating Swahili maize is good story or the story how you hit the child with motorcycle by accident and now without paying you will go to prison forever and that poor child will die in the hospital. This also works well. Everything where is death works well. Mzungus are very sensitive if it's about the death of someone. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 8: WHITE WOMAN IS RICH 

Remember - all white women are rich. All of them. Imagine how expensive is flight ticket. Once they can pay it - they are rich enough. Some of them can tell you they are not rich or they don't have enough money. Don't trust them !!!!! They lie! They lie because they are lazy to give you the money. Stay patient, remember all the information and ways from the Hunting school and once she will give you all the money. After that you can kick her ass. But don't do that before. She is not poor. She is lying. She has a lot of money which belongs to you because you found her first ! Don't give up. Never give up! Each white woman is an opportunity for you how to have better life ! Once you will get her money, don't worry. Be patient, be strong, follow all the rules from Hunting School and at the end she will pay.

KNOWLEDGE NR. 9: WHITE WOMAN IS JEALOUS 

Remember, all white women are jealous. Some of them don't take Maasai women as people - they see them like cows so sometimes they are not that jealous with Maasai women but they are very jealous with Swahili women and especially with other white women. Take as many white women as you can in one moment - you will double or triple your money - but be careful. They never can know about each other. Otherwise the hunt will be over. Be careful ! Never allow any surprises. Plan everything well. Try to avoid two women from your list to come at same time to Zanzibar. It's very difficult to manage those situations. If two women will want to come in the same time - then lie. For example you need to go to visit your relatives to different region and you will stay there longer. Or you need to go with cows far away exactly in that time. Press one of those women to change the time schedule. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 10: WHITE WOMAN WANTS TO FEEL IMPORTANT FOR YOU 

They are mostly very unhappy in their own life because their husbands or boyfriends don't care about them that much. This you can use. Make her feel like she is a queen, like she is super important and super special for you. How to do this? In many ways. For example give her the bracelet and tell her - it's special heritage - special bracelet which your mother get from her mother etc. Or give her Maasai name "for example Nashipai", it is also working and tell her that you need to give her Maasai name because now she is so special - different from other mzungus :) One of the Maasais. White Maasai :) Part of the family. Also you can tell her about your ex white girlfriend how she was crazy. Tell her that she is not crazy like that one ex was. Tell her how you are lucky to find her between hundreds and hundreds crazy mzungus. Tell her that she is the only one who is not crazy. Tell her that she is the best one in everything. She will trust you. Or you can press her to get pregnant or married with you. Don't worry - it's no problem. The marriage is nothing, just some papers, it cannot hurt you and the child ? With child you can have more control and you can get more money in future. When you will be old , you can manipulate that child easily and she/he will pay for you. You will be the father after all. You don't need take care about that child. For what the mzungu woman is there ? Don't hesitate to make her pregnant. She will feel special plus you will have investment for future growing up somewhere in Europe. Do it ! Each white woman you will meet - try to make her pregnant. Spread your sperms around as you are doing it in the bush. For some reason white women will feel special because you want to have a child exactly with them. You can use also sentences like "I only want to have a child with you". This will work well for sure. Tell them always about plans for you two. Use words like "our house", "our motorcycle", "our cows", "our family" , "our future". It's working. Try to pretend that you are not selfish. It will be though but you need to learn how to act in that way. It's important for successful hunt. Next thing which can work well is wedding ceremony in the bush. They will feel important :) Make a wedding ceremony - she will pay all so at least if nothing else - your family and all the possible neighbors will have a party for free. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 11: WHITE WOMAN IS STUPID

Don't teach them anything ! Especially don't put any big effort to teach them Maa language. The last thing you need is them to understand what are others saying. The most important thing ever is - that white women are really stupid. Their brain is very small so it's very easy to lie to them. They will eat everything. You don't need to put big effort to the lies. They are blind and they will not easily find the truth. Not alone. If they will find the truth it means - someone told them. When they will come with the truth - ask them "who told you". But before always tell them "don't trust anyone else, trust only me - all others will lie to you because they want to break up our beautiful love and our relationship and future". In this way you will keep these stupid creatures in the distance from others. Never let white woman to go somewhere alone. Be always behind her, follow her and be jealous. They will feel wanted and important in that way. They will feel like someone cares about them so much because someone loves them so much. Let them to believe in this story - you will get a lot of money for it. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 12: WHITE WOMAN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR POVERTY 

Don't forget - white women are rich because we are poor. Stuff like colonialism, slavery - whatever what it means - the white guilt is obvious. Never feel sorry for them and never feel guilty. They deserve all the bad. The revenge is the justice ! And also never forget - they are only women. They are not equal to men. They are good only for 2 things: Give you money or take you to Europe. Use them and then put them to the trash as they deserve. Don't feel any sorry - they are terrible, guilty and at the end they are only white whores looking for sex.

KNOWLEDGE NR. 13: OLDER OR MARRIED WOMAN IS THE BEST

Choose older women - with them you will have less troubles. They will be so thankful for sex - they will tolerate you more than young women who still have many possibilities to run away. And also married women is the great choice for you. Married woman has a lot what to loose. If she will want to stop to send you money - you can easily threat her that you will tell everything to her husband. Also something what never happened. Then she will not stop to pay, she will not risk her life. Older and married woman is the win in the lottery. You can be sure she will pay ! Young women are trouble makers. Avoid them if possible. But some of them can be very naive and it can be very easy to lie to them - because they don't have enough experiences. But young women mostly don't have enough money - don't loose your time with them and if you have to - make them pregnant as soon as possible. After time they will run away and your child will grow up in the Europe. In the future you can contact that child and ask money.

KNOWLEDGE NR. 14: BE PATIENT

This is very important knowledge. You have to be patient. Don't be in hurry. Don't ask money quickly. WAIT ! Then stupid mzungu will believe you are different ;) Just wait a little bit, you will get her money at the end. Also is very good idea sometimes to pay something small for her. For example you can pay for motorcycle to take her back to her hotel. She will be impressed :) They are very cheap - they need only a little bit to be happy. Also you can pay for her soda. Or you can buy her something small like bracelet or ear rings. If you will invest your patience and some small money to her, you will get thousands time more in the future. You have to do all possible to increase your chance to get her money, or to go to Europe. 

KNOWLEDGE NR. 15: BE CAREFUL WITH SOCIAL MEDIA

Social media are biggest enemy for us today. Mzungu can find there the picture where you are with different mzungu, then you need to find many excuses and explanation. Don't risk it and better don't have any social media and be careful with pictures. If you need to make a picture with mzungu, put on your face dark sun glasses. It will be more difficult to recognize you. But also when your mzungu will find the picture with other one - lie. Nothing is more easy than to lie to mzungu. They are so funny how blind and stupid they are. Don't worry, she will trust you everything :) You don't need to put too much effort into lies, she will trust you. Repeat those sentences as "I only love you and nobody else", or "that woman is crazy, she pressed me to make photo with her" or "she wanted me but I told her I only love you" or "she is my old friend" or "she only wanted the picture for social media with Maasai". You can lie as much as you want. If she faces like doubting, repeat again "I love you". She will forget on that picture quickly. 

However absurd all this seems to be - it's the sad reality. This is the knowledge they share to each other and they learn quickly. All what was working in the past. This knowledge all Maasais at Zanzibar have, that's why they always use the same ways, the same stories, the same words and the same sentences. Same procedure and same approach. Their fantasy and their intelligence is not good enough to create something own. As was written here already: no crimes is big enough when it can improve their own lives. Maasais FIRST ! Maasais lives matter ! It's the rule. Simple rule everyone from the Maasai tribe understands. That's why the white woman will never know the truth. Nobody there ever will tell her. Nobody will warn her. Nobody there will ever feel sorry for white woman. They are most important for themselves. Women, children, old people. All people in the bush understand that to robe white woman is the only way how to get big money. The crime on tourists what Maasai men are doing is not any crime for whole Maasai community. For some reason to cheat, to robe, to threat, to rape and to lie is completely ok for that beautiful culture full of beautiful people. Everyone in the bush knows exactly which money were using for all those new houses, motorcycles, solar panels and new cows. 

These people are racists full of hatred to white people - covering it behind the white bright friendly smiles. It's not easy to notice it. Not in short holiday. They know what is good and what is bad. They know what they are doing. They exactly know it's bad. That's why they can be judged for all their crimes they are daily doing at Zanzibar and in Tanzania. They cannot be judged for their skin or for their culture - that's truth. But they should be judged for their crimes for which they are fully responsible. Crimes are over everything. Crime is always valid for everyone.  People who are doing crimes need to take responsibility regardless of culture, nationality or skin color. Nobody can use the culture differences as an excuse for making crimes. Everyone in this world can decide who she/he wants to be. If good person or if bad person. It's our unique right and our unique choice. And Maasais made a choice already. Years ago. And they will not run away of their dirty karma. Hopefully. One day - they will have to pay. And no their dirty money will be enough for it.